alcomole 

1. (n) Usually an older socially destitute individual who is frequently asked to buy alcohol for minors, but is never invited to partake of its consumption.

2. (n) A person sent in as a mole to purchase alcohol.

Related:
Alcomolic

"Dude, the booze hound polished off the 40 and we're all out of beer man. The night is young and everyone here is under 21, what are we gonna do?"
-No sweat man, I'll just call the alcomole and send him in to rite-aid.

*text to alcomole* "Do you think you can buy alcohol today?"

-Alcomole, 'fuck... I've been reduced to an alcomole'

alcomole by Joseph A. Erickson September 5, 2014

Alcohole 

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

Alcohole by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcohole 

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.

Alcohole by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

Alcoholesbianism 

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

Alcoholesbianism by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

Alcohole 

n.
Someone who is a real jerk when they get drunk.

Jeff: Hey John, you wanna come out to the bar tonight with me and Eddie?
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.

Alcohole by Ezmerellda July 3, 2009

alcoholer 

A person who drinks alcohol to excess either on a regular basis or in bouts of binge drinking that negatively affects family, friends and/or co-workers.

Joe lost his job because he was an alcoholer.
alcoholic alcohol boozerdrunk

alcoholer by Boleroboy September 11, 2011

alcoholese 

the abusive language used by those inebriated.

Mind your language. It looks like alcoholese.

alcoholese by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 10, 2014