Three Day Hump

Best orgy ever.

ex. guy 1: "Hey man I just finished my three day hump"
guy 2: "Oh, you finally quit smoking?"
guy 1: "lol what?"

by humptydumpty67476 April 21, 2011

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Also known as "San Guo Yian Yi". A historical novel written by Luo Guanzhong. The setting of the story is based on the 3 kingdoms era. The 3 kingdoms were know as "Wei, Shu, and Wu". While Romance of the three kingdoms focuses more in to the "Shu" side (Liu Bei's side), and tends to fictionalize and fantasize them. 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' also views Liu Bei's enemy, Cao Cao, as a ruthless, evil tyrant. The novel also weakened and looked down many non-Shu characters as well

Most of the characters are historical characters from 3 kingdoms, but most of the "historical events" are fake. I'll point out the significant events
- Burning Cao Cao's ships in Red Cliff WAS NOT Zhuge Liang's idea, IT WAS all Zhou Yu's Idea
- Borrowing arrows with scarecrows and summoning eastern wind by Zhuge Liang is simply fictional
- Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei ARE NOT sworn brothers
- Zhuge Liang was more credited as a politican instead of a "military strategist"
- Zhou Yu was never jealous of Zhuge Liang, AT ALL, he died due to sever illness instead of getting pissed to death
- Guan Yu did not kill Wen Chou and Hua Xiong, Hua Xiong got killed by Sun Jian's forces while Wen Chou got killed by Cao Cao's forces
- Liu Bei DID owe JinZhou to Wu, Zhou Yu conquered the whole JinZhou after The Battle of Red Cliff AND lend it to Liu Bei
- Diao Chan is simply a fictional character, the murder of Dong Zhuo was planned by Wang Yun and Lu Bu

anyway here are the significant ones, i can list more...-_-

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a great novel indeed. But I recommend you to read it as a FICTION, not a HISTORY BOOK. And plus if you know the 3 kingdom history well you will find this novel pretty biased.

if you want to know more about 3 kingdoms history, read "san guo zi"

by matthew-manhorn January 23, 2007

three am girl

The girl you don't call until 3am when all other options for a booty call are exhausted and is just convenient for the moment. She is the girl you won't admit in public or to your boys because she is nothing like the girl you would actually date. She believes your dating and just super busy or that you will be dating soon "just give (you) time to work some things out"

My girl can't make it out tonight but I got my three am girl I know always come through.

by #fedup May 25, 2016

Morgan three way

When a three way happens where all participants are distinguished black males.

Guy 1: Did you hear flava flav, Barry White and Will Smith had a Morgan three way?

Guy 2: Yes.

by Jarry the snailz August 29, 2013

three sailor minutes

three sailor minutes are, in normal speak, three minutes.
used by wannabe pirate foxes.

yee

foxy: THREE SAILOR MINUTES!!!
...
foxy: in your lingo that's three minutes...

by sdex May 10, 2020

Three Year Itch

A term to describe the intense desire to pack up and move every three years (more or less). Typically used by military families seeing as a normal station lasts up to three years.

"I want to move, I have a bad case of the three year itch..!"

by teenagegypsy94 May 2, 2010

Three Bag Slap

When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.

We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.

My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017