penguin 5 5 5 5

to misconstrue, to lie

I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.

by hesatool February 9, 2003

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Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

by Action movies (marvel) June 4, 2019

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Cuck penguin

A little short fat dude that looks like a penguin and has little dick energy

Yo look at that guy over there…he’s looks like a lil cuck penguin

by S2kdoodlebob May 8, 2022

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A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

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