willy wumper

an incredibly lengthy and fat penis.

Belinda: So, how big was his...you know? (giggles)

Sue: Christ, he had a real willy wumper, like a jumbo Ballpark Hotdog!

by DrCauliflower May 02, 2008

gooey willy

when someone comes up to you when your sleeping wacks off and puts the cum in your ear.

when you were passed out last night he gave you a gooey willy

by xnotforeverx14 August 06, 2006

Willy Banter

Someone who enjoys 'playing with his willy' or infact using his penis for other pleasurable activities. These people may be recognized as 'Wankers'.

Tomo: Alrihh Finto , whaa ye get up tah last niite?

Finto: Jayzuz Tomo, had fuckin' serious willy banter. Ye won't belieeve the state of me fuckin' jocks now.

Willy Banter ,Wanker, Willy Whistler, Adam

by PeterFiles June 05, 2009

Willy Dribble

The process of not finishing off properly, and dribbling piss down one's leg, boxers or sometimes into the shoe, depending upon how relaxed one is. Condition worsens under the influence of alcohol.

"Jack mate, Ive dribbled ! No ! Willy dribble !"

by masterdribbler2 May 18, 2009

Chilly Willy

An electronic and dance mashup artist from Portland, Oregon. Beloved by many, he has yet to gain exposure, but his music is beyond comparison.

Last summer I was feeling good so I got silly with Chilly Willy over the three day weekend.

by chilywillyfan September 03, 2011

willy bobo

to get somebody else up on something, explain a theory, story, criminal case, or any daily events in brief, and to the point.

John- Did you go to that party last night?

Sue-No.

John- Well heres the willy bobo, we was drunk, joe dropped a beer on jenny's skirt and she stipped and bout 4 people went skinny dipping.

by Ralph Wayvone October 09, 2007

nilly willy

on a unsubstantiated whim
Nilly willy is the correct word combination of the words willy nilly.

You can't nilly willy change the rules of the game.

by dthgd October 05, 2009