Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018
Get the krish the squirrelmug. John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019
Get the Squirrel Jerkmug. by Boostedmama August 18, 2022
Get the Track Squirrelmug. by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020
Get the grey squirrelmug. A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.
by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016
Get the turbo squirrelmug. by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022
Get the Squirrel's penismug.