Poser

Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.

The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it

I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.

by Dribee December 7, 2017

Poser

Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.

The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).

by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021

Poser

Someone that tries to make himself/herself look subserviant or put upon to a wide audience/crowd (for the image he/she wants to show publicly to gain an army that will combat an enemy), even though behind the scenes a lot of people in their life have done a lot of things for them without having gotten paid or credited for, and haven't asked to get paid or credited for.

He/she lived his/her life as a poser and a coward, and would even admit to being a coward when a large crowd wasn't around since it wasn't an incriminating thing to say about himself/herself, but when a crowd/group/party/gathering that he/she had a reputation with was around, he/she was all of a sudden tough as nails, a walking stick of dynamite, or anything he/she claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Poser

A poser is someone who tries to be something when they are not that thing.

Someone who laces their doc martens the wrong way trying to be punk. Aka a poser

by Biglardincharge March 25, 2019

Imvu posers

iMVU Posers

IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer

by Imvu posers December 27, 2020

Poser

Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.

Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)

Sags his jeans incredibly low.

Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.

Cusses 7 times in one sentence

Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't

Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines

Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time

Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.

*Non-poser Signs In On IM*

EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!

NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.

by Courtney678 July 9, 2011