heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends

That’s one heavy hooker

by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017

Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O

by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021

Heavy

Down bad; not in a good place or depressed; unlucky

Man, I don’t know honestly. I’ve just been feelin’ mad heavy here lately.

by PorkloinPussStick15 March 19, 2021

Heavy as fuck

A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.

Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!

‘The fuck dude that thang looks as heavy as fuck’

by anonymous March 14, 2021

heavy hitter

An obese woman. Who can usually eat a lot at one time.

Betty: did you see Karen eat that whole pizza?

Mike: Yeah she's a real heavy hitter.

by tematime232111 June 10, 2022

Heavies

Term coined by Andrew Schulz describing Fat tities.

Yeonmi Park got the heavies bro!

by procraster27 March 30, 2023

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025