Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
by cowboy hibby July 10, 2012
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Gorilla Grip Asshole

When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night

Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes

Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
by NARLOS July 09, 2022
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Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.
Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!
by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013
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800 Ib gorilla

A drink served at the smoothie chain Robeks Juice. Although it is technically a "milkshake" the 800Ib gorilla is really just a whole tun of peanut butter mixed with protein powder. It has been described as both "delicious" as well as "repulsive." The drink is supposedly named because it contains 800 calories however it is common knowledge that it really depends on what size you buy.
Sahn you trying to finish this 800 Ib gorilla for me? It was delicious earlier but now it's repulsive

nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big
by #consumeradvice June 10, 2012
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Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.
Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.
by SwagCappe May 09, 2023
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800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with
Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.
by The Return of Light Joker April 14, 2009
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flying ninja gorilla

AKA FNG's are believed as mythical creatures of great power...these FNg's were once at war with teh FNM's....though their superior strength helped them greatly... their numbers were too few to hold on more than a few hundred years...it is believed that 1 or 2 may reamin on this planet...but these are only myths or rhumours...none of yet have been seen in thousands of years

it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for oil...this is only a cover up...he searches for the power to control this mythical FNG
by seeker of Vengeance January 05, 2005
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