A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 30, 2023
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My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
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Get the Dream move mug.When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams
Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”
Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”
Person 1: yes I did, I took two.
Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams
Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”
Person 1: yes I did, I took two.
Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams
by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021
Get the Melatonin dream mug.a type of kid who used to play fortnite and is now denying the existence of ever playing it. or is a gokutard who things goku is a god and now plays minecraft because they heard about it from dream. simple explanation: really retarded kids from almost every annoying fanbase and are to cause of the ruin of gems from the past
kid: Fortnite is better than minecrap and goku solos every verse
mike: ok
2 years
kid:i clap you in bedwars im also better than dream
mike: didnt you hate minecraft and played fortnite?
kid: no
mike:i see your a dream kid
mike: ok
2 years
kid:i clap you in bedwars im also better than dream
mike: didnt you hate minecraft and played fortnite?
kid: no
mike:i see your a dream kid
by therandomspider526 May 12, 2021
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Dream stan: Dream is the bes UwU notice me senpai dream
Normal person: Dream is not the best minecraft youtuber
Dream stan: Your an imposter UwU wait until my roblox bf hears about you complaining about dream.
Normal person: It's just an opinion
Dream stan: "proceeds to be sexually atracted to a homeless green boi that makes overpriced mearch and does nothing to stop this bad stans" My bf will beat you he is 12 and wil win against you on roblox adopt me.
Normal person:"causally walks away like a sane human bieng.
Dream stan: "wierd dreamsexualsatn noices and drewling+some growl"
Dream stan: Dream is the bes UwU notice me senpai dream
Normal person: Dream is not the best minecraft youtuber
Dream stan: Your an imposter UwU wait until my roblox bf hears about you complaining about dream.
Normal person: It's just an opinion
Dream stan: "proceeds to be sexually atracted to a homeless green boi that makes overpriced mearch and does nothing to stop this bad stans" My bf will beat you he is 12 and wil win against you on roblox adopt me.
Normal person:"causally walks away like a sane human bieng.
Dream stan: "wierd dreamsexualsatn noices and drewling+some growl"
by Beanboi4thebeangod November 11, 2021
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