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HARRY POTTER

Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents
So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me!
by EROCK EMONEY January 25, 2010
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Harry Potter Fag

Someone who is litterally obsessed with all concepts of Harry Potter. Usually, they have read all of the books at LEAST three times, they read/write fanfictions to it, and all thoughts are centered around it. Some even masturbate to Harry Potter and it's characters...
"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
"Reading the fifth Harry Potter book."
"You are such a Harry Potter Fag!"
"So? hey, do you know where the lotion is...?"
by Flaming Hobo July 27, 2005
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Harry Potter Purists

People who don't know anything about the process of a book to film adaptation. Clueless and idiotic "fans" who slate the Harry Potter films because they are "not like the books." These people fail to recognise that books and films are entirely separate mediums and entities.

They often resort to hating the director, not taking into account that there are other people involved in the filmmaking process, including the writers and WB Studios who place pressure on the team to adapt source material from a 700 page novel into a 2.5 hour film with budget constraints.

Potter purists lack any knowledge and common sense; they moan and whine about the slightest change, cut and/or addition in the films and are ignorant to the fact that such changes are necessary for the benefit of cinematic style and substance.

They also do not rate a film on its cinematic structure (EG editing, cinematography, pacing, score etc...) but on how much it was like the book.

Basically, they are generally a group of ungrateful haters, which Jo Rowling would be extremely ashamed to call "fans".
Such acts of purism from the Harry Potter Purists include:

"THE DIRECTOR IS STUPID! I COULD DO BETTA!!!!"

"THAT NEVA HAPPENED IN THA BOOKS??????!!!"

"THE BOOKS ARE SOOOO GR8, WHY CHANGE STUFF FOR THE FILMS!!?!?!?!?!??!"
by Intelligent Realist. September 29, 2010
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Dirty Harry

A rare but highly sought after 14 inch dildo resemling the .44 magnum used by clint eastwood in the film "Dirty Harry". Perhaps its most appealing attributes are its ribbed handle. smooth muzzle and durable swing-out cylinder. The Dirty Harry has been known to instantly induce orgasms measureable on the richter scale.
Pimp: "Yo Bitch! I see you wit' dat Dirty Harry one more 'gain n' ima' snack pack you!"

Ho: "Oh go suck a fatty Tyrese!"

Pimp: "Das it bitch, you in fo a soggy muffin!"
by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006
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Harry

We Harry's are near guru standard, people ask and we provide the answer. However our own problems are hidden, you may pester but we remain zen. It's like dropping a pebble in a lake, but no ripples emerge. A voice of wisdom people turn to when no one else knows what to say. If you don't tell him the problem. sometimes we already know...
friend 1- Ask Harry he'll probably know what to do.

friend 2- Ha. I'm surprised he doesn't already know.
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Harry Potter

THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"

Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
by musicnerd November 23, 2010
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hanukkah harry

the jewish equivlant of santa claus.
by J-Unit April 23, 2004
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