Ski bumps

Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.

I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 2, 2021

skiing in london

When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.

Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Praprès Ski

Skipping the skiing and going right to drinks in the day (i.e. Pre après ski)

We woke up so tired from last night that we decided to skip the skiing for the day and praprès ski at the bar instead!

by Rose Annap August 20, 2024

Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Ski

The finest person alive

Ski is just so fine
Ski so sexc

Ski can whoop a hoe

by Trxppp December 15, 2024

Fernie ski bum

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024