Republican

Americans with a bad reputation who 90% of the time vote right wing for lower taxes due to financial struggles.

Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.

Far leftists: "REPUBLICAN!!!!!You want lower taxes????? I bet you wanna take away a woman's choice to not have a baby!!!!! You want gay people to suffer in a hello that doesn't exist!!!!!!!! I BET YOU HATE RAP BECAUSE ITS BLACK CULTURE!!!!!"

The silent majority: 😐

Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔

by Sheep milk June 25, 2022

Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist

Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media

by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021

Republican Lite

A Neoliberal Democrat who follows shitty policies about "free market capitalism" from Republicans why giving a middle finger to poor people.

Damn, it looks like we have a Republican Lite running for president! I'm voting third party because I refuse to be fear mongered by the lesser of two evils! At least she's smarter than the two of these idiots!

by anonymous July 16, 2025

Conan The Republican

nickname from George W. Bush for Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?

by Numerati June 28, 2025

Republicans are weird

A white male who is culturally intolerant and pushes alt-right fascist propaganda. May engage in comb overs, factitious disorders, ramblings, couch love, dolphin porn, or cat fights. Synonyms: creep, controlling, Donald, J. D. Vance

Them: Did you see the RNC convention? The line-up was a bad flashback of the 90s and the audience dressed in costumes with ear bandages mocking their own candidate.
Me: Republicans are weird.

by Cr8zy Cat Lady July 29, 2024

Republican Male

1. A Closeted homosexual that fantasizes about making love to Donald Trumps micropenis

2. A redneck with a micropenis that is secretly gay for orange skinned bafoons

3. a total fag for Trumpy Wumpy

Have you seen all the republican males on grindr?

by realamericans January 22, 2025