Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............

by Tommy172 October 27, 2011

Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011

bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.

friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting

by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020

Post Malone'd

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.

Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.

by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 15, 2018

Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.

"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."

by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009