J Jizzle

A man with a handlebar moustache and balding head Who listens to Megadeath music and believes he is the true leader of the gang, Loves a posh danger wank and pegging with his dad

Can you believe that guy there is a J Jizzle

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

Dr. J

Ejaculating during a chiropractic adjustment.

My back was killing me and I was horny so I went and got a Dr. J.

by Dr feelgood April 14, 2017

J Whale

1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly

J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!

by Dispatchrox919(1) June 4, 2009

Fatty 'J'

A term used to talk about a huge 'joint' or 'blunt'.

"Yo man, lemme get a hit off Fatty 'J'."

by Ylrebmik August 5, 2009

Bla J

gettin head in a Blazer

"Man that girl gave me a real nice Bla J, last night i'm glad i bought that Blazer"

by Josh Deem March 23, 2008

J-Wad

A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game

Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA

Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch

by Beavis1029 February 4, 2010

J. Crew

A high-quality clothing store meant for classy, mature adults. I don't know why people are saying that J. Crew is a preppy, bitch store. It isn't. They have really nice flip flops, knee-high socks, and cashmere gloves though.

I look classy in these Italian leather loafers, eh?

by prep March 9, 2005