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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
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Crack open a cold one

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w
by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020
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One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.
I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.
by 330Technician March 4, 2021
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The One Piece Is Real

The moment that Edward Newgate told, not just the One Piece characters, but the entire world that One Piece truly exists.
by Himithy101 August 26, 2023
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whore in one

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with golf players
Allie is such a whore in one. She only fucks golf players.
by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016
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One Hit Wonder

The person who takes one hit of weed and gets so high that they don't need anymore.
"He took one hit from the bong last night and was out all night. He's definitely a one hit wonder."
by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019
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