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crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
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freedom head

When your getting head while holding fireworks in one hand and chugging a beer with the other.
My July 4th was completed when my girlfriend gave me freedom head.
by DTOMConfederate July 5, 2017
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Banging Heads

When two or more men bump the heads of their penis together.
1. Omg! Last night me and my buddy saw this super hot girl... we made a bet to see if either of us could take her home. She caught on to us and said that Individualy we are not man enough for her.... but she had always wanted to have a MMF threesome! We got a hotel room and before you know it we were banging heads inside her!

2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
by Romandell October 31, 2017
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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW November 1, 2017
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Swap Heads

To talk with someone that you admire for their skill, generally inquisitively or intimately; learn tricks from them, pester them with questions about their processes, find out what tools they use or, who they learned from.

Going so deep into their methods that you may as well be 'swapping heads' with them.
Person 1: "Ah man, I love your sketchbook. If you have the time, I'd love to swap heads with you for a bit."

Person 2: "Dude thanks, I really admire yours too - It'd be my pleasure."
by FTrashman November 15, 2017
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camp-head

1. A person who is known among others to be a hoe

2. The girl in Camp who is down to give head to anyone, and everyone knows it
1. Ally is such a Camp-head.

2. That girl (Guy, or questioning) with the blonde hair over there is the local Camp-head.
by The Knowlege Guru November 15, 2017
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puppet’s head

Noun. A basketball that gets lodged between the backboard and rim.
“Dad, where’s the ladder? The basketball is stuck. Jeff just took a terrible shot and now it’s a puppet’s head.”
by BigBlue92 November 16, 2017
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