Dick Slaza

A fat, balding child molester

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

by Galen-- May 20, 2006

Dick Clark

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

by Mr. Speech Impediment July 9, 2010

Dick Pickles

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.

Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.

by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006

Pocket Dick

A small pocket pair in hold em poker. Fives or smaller.

Jeff will always call someones all-in bet if he has pocket dick.

by Lifeson March 15, 2007

Dick feet

When your feet is Dick

"I have Dick feet!"

"What the fuck is Dick feet?"

"I don't know, but my feet are dick"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Smoky dick

where female inhales smoke from a cigarette and sucks a males penis with the smoke in her lungs, and when oral intercourse is over, she exhales.

Hit it baby, give me that smoky dick.

by bowlingball1 June 19, 2009