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A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
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The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.
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by A Free Man February 17, 2022
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I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.
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