Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.

situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.

by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004

dogs cock

An offensive term to call someone an idiot or to imply that they are stupid.

Person A gets a question wrong on the pub quiz machine;
Person 2 : "You big dogs cock".

by Welsh Anon May 31, 2007

nipple cock

When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.

Yo man!! look at Sally's nipple cock!! It's shooting out milk!!

As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.

by God December 7, 2004

athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences

dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw

by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Sweet Cock

Used by certain individuals to exclaim moments of happliness, confusion, sadness, excitment, anger, and melancholy. Essentially a word used as a defense mechanism by individuals who claim to be heterosexual.

M: How was your exam!

V: I bombed that biatch!

M: that sucks!

V: SWEET COCK!!!!!!

by hes stuck in the closet October 18, 2006