scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

sweet hot honey balls

A shot including Jim Beam honey and Fireball. 2 ounces of each in a Dixie cup.

She puked last night after choking down one too many sweet hot honey balls.

by celerysmom August 3, 2020

spawn balls (only for you)

basically spawning balls in a game called slenderman teletubbies. there once was a hacker sharing their screen in a vc when skwanky (me) joined it and saw the hackers's menu so i quickly took a screenshot and shared it with the mods. after that, i sent it in the main zeoworks discord server and some guy called hanez made a quick meme out of it, but then another guy came and fused it with the femboy hooters meme. that guy is called adal, and btw adal, stop claiming it as yours or else, i do sex with you. and this is the origins of the spawn balls only for you meme.

guy1: hey man, wanna play slendytubbies?
guy2: oh? so you want me to spawn balls (only for you) ?
guy1: YES

by spawn balls (only for you) September 11, 2020

Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or putting your penis in tannerite.

Damn Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD) is hot, I wanna try it with my friend.

by ST3ve? September 20, 2020

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

When a man remains faithful in the midst of temptation from an attractive woman.

It's not easy, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

For a man to remain faithful to his significant other while being tempted by an attractive woman.

There are a lot of beautiful women here, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020