Unused cock muscle

What you call someone when they are acting stupid or getting on your nerves....

Why don't you shut up you Unused cock muscle?

by taco salad 12 September 8, 2009

cock, drop, spread

when 2 gay guys want to have butt sex as fast as possible and when 1 sees the others cock they drop their pants and spreads their butt cheeks

C'mon baby let's cds!
Alright i'll be catcher!
Let's hurry this bad boy up baby!

let me just drop 'em and spead 'em!
They just did the cock, drop, spread

by richard thick July 21, 2011

cock a doodle doo

Verb - A common party game when 2 gay men shove their male privates into one another's mouth and then proceed to deep fist each other and the first one to come in the other one's mouth is the winner

Gay Man 1: What do you wanna do tonight? Gay Man 2: I don't know, wanna cock a doodle doo?

by Dragon1240 November 4, 2020

Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

by sexyclock October 30, 2011

Shit Cock City

A city native to Wyoming. A small inbred town that has a religious cult following even dumber than FSM known as "CockRammingGoblins" where there is no such thing as bathing and everyone and their mother (no pun intended) has anal sex...there for having a shitty cock...thus making a city full of shitcocks.

Jimmy Bob: "Hey man...you wanna be my friend?"

Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"

by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head

YOU LITTLE PENIS COCK DICK

by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

loyal-cock-pirate

a person who wishes to give sex to an idol or alpha male/pack leader.
he often finds himself kissing up to the idol.
He will constantly change around the idol, and then instantly turns asshole around others

wow check that guy... hes such a loyal-cock-pirate to the popular ones

by the turtle blob November 19, 2010