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Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.
Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."
by Dog Hof June 27, 2016
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turn the dog up

Being intoxicated and taking illicit drugs and leaving your body disabled and wrecked
Hey shawn wanna turn the dog up, yeah mat let's turn the dog right up
by Turn the dog up June 3, 2016
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Desert dog

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog
by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016
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Gaurd Dogging

Having a three-some, but not letting the other man/woman join.
Mark was totally gaurd dogging me last night with Melanie.
by Gaurddogger May 8, 2016
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Wash the Dog

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
by DrDirtea September 6, 2016
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nipper dogs

Psychotic miniature dogs such as Yorkshire Terriers, Chihuahuas, Maltese, Shih tzu, Pomeranian and Pekinese that act as though their territory extends beyond their front porch and out to the entire block. Sometimes seen in your front yard shitting or barking at you for picking up the paper.

The male owner secretly hopes the dog gets hit by a car while the female owner treats it like a faultless child regardless of whether it bites visitors or their own kids.

Little piranha like creatures that come screaming out of their house off leash to confront you and your dog with the owners scurrying frantically behind them asking you not to report their dog for biting you or blame your German Shepherd or Pit Bull for ripping them in half resulting in them reporting it and your dog getting put down.

Even as a dog lover, you are forced to kick them in order to stop them from nipping at your ankles while riding your bike or skateboard. Also known as 'shit dogs' because the only thing they are good at is shitting and being little pieces of shit.
Hello 911...I need an ambulance urgently. A pack of nipper dogs tore apart my Achilles Tendon while I was riding my bike.
by Cory Cooper August 28, 2016
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The Rolling Prairie Dog

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass with a half turd sticking out.
If you do not have any lube around, try the Rolling Prairie Dog, it can help lube things up.
by MisterAsshole August 16, 2016
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