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Dog Ass

Typically used to describe something as being of extremely poor quality, worthless, or utterly disappointing
The company is dog ass,do not trust with poop eating!
by Dape100 July 13, 2023
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Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.
My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!
by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021
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Devious dog

When you order food in a drive thru with a girl you just fucked
You: “I’m pretty fucking hungry, I just fucked!”
Cashier: “Is she still in the car with you mate? You devious dog!
by anonymous July 29, 2023
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Dog emoji

When you friend is lying say dog emoji
Jesus- I get bitches
Joaquin- dog emoji
by Vozhx_ May 12, 2022
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bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died
Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022
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armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.
Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020
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Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
by RD_ May 18, 2022
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