one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

One way

Robert marcum

Robert marcum is one way. he goes to lunch without us.

by Trev stei June 11, 2021

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019

Throw one down the hallway

Verb: to have sexual relations with a woman only valued for her genitals.

"Mr. President, Monica to see you."
"Cheers mate, I'll throw one down the hallway!"

by Fisho on the block June 27, 2022

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022