Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018

bitch fuck off

when you tell a female to fuck herself

bitch fuck off

by Teddy Ampagoomian August 9, 2023

Bro off

When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is

Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.

by Midnight Writer January 31, 2021

gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

by bwet00 September 6, 2017

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Buggy off

Someone tells off someone with a pram, for taking their spot on a bus.

On a packed bus, a man in a wheelchair, scolds a mother with a child on a pram, who has taken his space, by shouting, "Buggy off!"

by robertddangoor August 27, 2016