grease cock itus

The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood

Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus

by Pumpkin Lowe February 8, 2008

Chinese Cock-Trap

A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.

Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.

by Dawned Upon December 20, 2010

chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 11, 2009

Black Cock Down

After a large black cock cums; it starts to go limb and still leak out some semen.

After Zach’s mom had sex with a large black cock. That cock was black cock down.

by Sleepycookie January 24, 2019

black cock disorder

Fear of the outside world; specifically areas and situations with large crowds. Group anxiety. Fear of akward social situations.

Charles forgot to take his Black Cock Disorder pills; now he's houseridden.

by Bugg May 5, 2005

Candy apple cock

Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!

candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!

by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003