chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 11, 2009

Black Cock Down

After a large black cock cums; it starts to go limb and still leak out some semen.

After Zach’s mom had sex with a large black cock. That cock was black cock down.

by Sleepycookie January 24, 2019

black cock disorder

Fear of the outside world; specifically areas and situations with large crowds. Group anxiety. Fear of akward social situations.

Charles forgot to take his Black Cock Disorder pills; now he's houseridden.

by Bugg May 5, 2005

Candy apple cock

Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!

candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!

by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010

Dirty Cock Syndrome

When one displays signs of a sore throat, possibly as the result of giving oral pleasure to a man who may be unclean

"Dirty slag! You aint ill, just got a bit of dirty cock syndrome from sucking off the bin man!"

by Joe Richards March 21, 2007

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

cock goblin

daneel niggle berries
being yoshi in supa smah

let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin

by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010