New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.

Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"

by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022

Silver Creek High School

Located in Longmont, CO. High quantity of fake ass hoes, students studying to become strippers, and hella fly AP US History teachers. Where the kids come to party and stay for advisory.

Dude 1: I lost it.
Dude 2: The paper?
Dude 1: No, my motivation to stay at Silver Creek High School.

by fakeasshoe October 15, 2019

Abbey Park High School

All the white poeple are scared shitless of all the brown and black people.

What's so bad about Abbey Park high school?

Wait till you get confronted by one of the brown or black guys.

by Idontknowcrazy November 14, 2019

Big spring high school

School in Newville, Pennsylvania. Full of either wanna be rednecks or wanna be anime stars. No in between. Hunting is a priority and American flags hang on the backs of all the big Yee-Yee Trucks. In the middle of flipping nowhere and is practically hated by other schools. But hey-we got a dang good car smash and wooden ship burning every year for our LBJ parade*

Notable Facts - diss track by some kid from Boiling Springs (home of the Bubblers) was made for us. It was better than ours on them.

*Little Brown Jug. Rivalry between us and Shippensburg (wooden ship-get it). Football game every year and huge celebration. Winning team gets the jug for some reason. We lose almost every year. But car smash!

Kid - woah check out that dude in camo. Bet he’s a real good hunter
Other Kid - nah that’s just a Big Spring High School student livin’ his every day life

by BigSpringStudent2021 October 21, 2019

Oak Ridge High School

the only high school in a hick town of 27 thousand people, surrounded on three sides by churches where students go during lunch to light up and MAYBE be sober enough for the next class, home of an INTERESTING group of crazies in Tennessee

"dude, its lunch! Wanna go smoke some of this shit?!? Oak Ridge high school baby, sobriety only matters to others!"

by Zonker01us April 2, 2008

Lake Gibson High School

The bomb threat capital of the world. Located in Lakeland, FL

Guy 1: Can you believe Florida State had a bomb theat?
Guy 2: It must've been a Lake Gibson High School graduate.

by The How July 15, 2011

Eiffel-Tower-High-Five

A high five given between two male humans in a threesome with one female human whilst the female is in between the two males. The two males each over the top of her to give the high five. Resembling the Eiffel Tower.

John and Mark gave each other an Eiffel-Tower-High-Five last night.

by mrauntjamima July 16, 2010