shit head

its true what people say 'you cant polish a turd'

unpolishable turd

by daniel bumme November 20, 2003

shit or bust

Re-phrasing of the Royal Corps of Signals motto "Certa Cito", meaning "Swift and Sure". No direct definition; phrase purely originates from squad-member humour.

Certa Cito - what's it mean? Shit or Bust. It's like sexy Latinish. It also means "get on me", darlin'.

by Mozzer1 December 29, 2008

Stupid Shit

1: stupid, a stupid person, a person acting stupidly crazy, a person you hate who is acting stupid, someone who just wont stop doing a particulary stupid and/or annoying activity

2: a crap of low intelligence

"Stop it, you stupid shit!"

"That guy is one stupid shit man."

"I ate some really dumb food last night and took a stupid shit."

by Paladin_Blake January 28, 2004

chicken shit

This word has nothing to do with the feces of chickens.

You, sir, are a chicken shit.

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

shit suck

when a man sucks the shit cuming out of another mans rectum, then kisses him with the shit in his mouth

"i just shit sucked old man jenkins in the bathroom!!"

"i'd love to do a shit suck with him"

by [e-mail] September 25, 2006

pussy shit

also the term used to describe weak beers, such as stella artois and grolsch. Anything below 7.5% is considered pussyshit.

by griff July 6, 2003

shit ton

A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.

by Russki September 13, 2005