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Twist Off

Ok Drill Fuckin' Keep It Up ImA Fixin To Twist Off On Ur Ass And Go To The House.
by "Scoobs " June 28, 2021
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Off the pike

An adjectival phrase used to describe out-of-the-norm situations, events, people’s state of mind, etc. often used In reference to events being crazy, lit, people’s state of mind, or a sign of approval.
“Man, last night Connor was off the pike!”
“The concert was off the pike bro; so insane.”
by Lilmayoxxx July 5, 2019
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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
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forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.
"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."
by Cozydinos August 21, 2024
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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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gone off garlic

When you leave a garlic in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off garlic smells like mint.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
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