take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024

dog shit

i smell like dog shit

dog shit

by DOG SHITTER November 22, 2020

The Rolling Prairie Dog

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass with a half turd sticking out.

If you do not have any lube around, try the Rolling Prairie Dog, it can help lube things up.

by MisterAsshole August 16, 2016

Fumble Dog

A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature

“You are such a Fumble Dog”

by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Wonder dog

When you are out of hot dog buns and have to substitute a slice of wonder bread.

Dude, are we out of hot dog buns?

Yeah Brah, gotta use a piece of bread and make a wonder dog.

by just_jess June 8, 2017

Fat Dog

Ruby

Wow! Ruby sure is a fat dog!!

by CameltheChameleon December 11, 2022