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Ball-itch-itis-otus

An condition in men in which the testicles begin to become very extraordinary itchy, to the point that the person effected cannot properly function until his balls have been itched. The female equivalent is "Vag-itch-itis-otus"
Guy 1: So what did you think of the game last night?

Guy 2: Look imma let you finish but I got a real bad case of ball-itch-itis-otus.
by Vanilla James 808 December 25, 2010
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All Out Ball Out

All Out Ball Out. When someone has sex with as many girls as they possibly can in a restricted time domain. Usually involved with heavy drug use and alcohol.
"Hey Jack you weren't at work yesterday, what did you do the other night?"

"Bro, I was like a champ! It was an all out ball out... then call out."
by Mitchy boy March 27, 2008
mugGet the All Out Ball Outmug.

Chicks dig the long ball

phrase. Meaning you are very masculine, a player or a brute fiend...
So you scored with Amanda last night, eh steve?

Dude, chicks dig the long ball...
by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008
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Ball Sack Patty Wack

When one use's their ball sack to degrade somethings reputation or value such as food or a bad test. Includes a two motion slap, down then up. Single slap is formally know as the sackity wackity.
Example One
Student A: How'd you do on that test nigga?
Student B: Fuckin horrible, Bitchgivenz gave me the ole Ball Sack Patty Wack!!("F")
Student A: Damn son!

Example Two
Waiter: Yo, this man that this steak to raw
Chef A: Raw? RAW?! ah give that nigga raw!
Chef B: Give em the ball sack patty wack
Chef A: *slap slap* Dinner is served!
by nigga kneel October 27, 2009
mugGet the Ball Sack Patty Wackmug.

a strike and 2 balls

When you dip your dick and balls into the vagina
I just had a strike and 2 balls and haven't walked since then
by classroom 3 December 18, 2008
mugGet the a strike and 2 ballsmug.

greasy old grandpa balls

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls
that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!
by daner777 March 4, 2011
mugGet the greasy old grandpa ballsmug.

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