Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
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Get the scrunch baby mug.(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022
Get the baby deer syndrome mug.When you nut in a bitches mouth while facefucking her or she’s face fucking herself with your dick and she accidentally inhales the juices through her nostrils causing her to ingest all snot and nut and it shoot out her nose
I’m not fuckin with Dominic ever again I have this nigga head and next thing I know I’m shooting snot babies out my nose
Well you let me know when to tap in if you don’t want him cause that sounds like thats just what I need for my sinuses
Well you let me know when to tap in if you don’t want him cause that sounds like thats just what I need for my sinuses
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Get the Snot babies mug.-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
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Get the Babies mug.A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.
“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
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