dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"

"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man

by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

Close-up face-off

An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*

by RalphusAdolphus July 16, 2008

smacky on your face

my carpet seems to be slightly contaminated with poo

i can help your table

by are you having trouble with your smell July 17, 2003

Shit face cock master

When you start fucking your sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master
Kyle: nah

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020

Arse faced cum dribbler

Any know nothing asshole that would rather suck cock than learn anything of value.

An ignorant cocksucking asshole like you is incappable of learning anything, you arse faced cum dribbler!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Whitey Tighty Butt Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your buttcheeks make direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their butt so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty butt face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 21, 2021