my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'
You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp
by RocknRollQueen May 24, 2006
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dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle November 28, 2007
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face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing
Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
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smacky on your face

my carpet seems to be slightly contaminated with poo
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Close-up face-off

An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*
by RalphusAdolphus January 11, 2006
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double inverted face auger

when you crash or are ejected from a vehicle such as a car, bike, or motorcycle at high speed and flip through the air landing face first into the ground.
Used when wanting to exagerate the word crash or wipe out.
dude I ended uo doing a double inverted face auger after casing that jump.

I was trying to show off for the ladies but ended up pulling off a double inverted face auger.
by Shaun Don December 18, 2007
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