offe

A guy who bullies others and goes around with hang on his pants. And does criminal stuff.

Damn I hate that guy, he is such a offe

by Martinf March 01, 2016

jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

gonna kys

ITS ALREADY A SENTENCE Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

by XCOVER32017 June 12, 2024

bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.

He tabling- bounce off your thing.

by the 13th sin. August 04, 2021

Slag off

Slag off is go from here

Bart to millhouse: slag off i said slag off

by Shemesh November 28, 2019

the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

by Stew&theJew January 10, 2018