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clit-shit

a guy who cant get his head out of cunt; a guy who tends to go downtowne
" All he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit."
by pp puffer January 23, 2006
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Fuck Shit

Most likely uttered when in a bad situation to express ones exasperation or vexation as well as ones displeasure.
Teacher: You got a D in Math

Student: FUCK SHIT!

or:

Student: Crappers! I got a D in socials. fuck shhhhiiiit!
by RatCrackazzz August 14, 2008
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Shit gobblin

That little shit gobblin keeps tryin to sell me makeup
by Tyler April 2, 2004
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shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.
"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"
by Johnny Esquire May 13, 2006
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cloverfield shit

Used to describe any situation or thing that is particularly terrifying.
"Bro that is some fuckin' cloverfield shit right there yo"

"Dude you shoulda seen this thing I cleaned outta my shower drain this morning that was some cloverfield-ass shit right there dogg"

"Yo, fuck that cloverfield shit"
by Mogens Brix-Kjielgaard February 25, 2008
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hippie shit

the act of defecating in the wilderness without wiping.
"where is Taylor?" asked clay. "oh he's behind those trees takin a hippie shit bro." said justin.
by clayfed March 29, 2008
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shit noodle

A shit noodle is where you have recently had chinese noodles and a curry at the same time. This as we all know would rupture your bouls causing a explosion of shit. "Better get to the bog quick" Basicly when the shit comes out the corn hole it will be all stringy like noodles and have the smell of a curry and although this smell might be tempting please do not eat, unless you like shit noodles then eat your ass off.
My god thats a big shit noodle.

Well spank my ass and call me a shit noodle.

What the shit noodle.

Why are there so many shit noodles in my house.

It's your fault frank you know not to shit noodle in the sink.

Frank shit noodled on jimmy's face
by Matt Biggs June 17, 2004
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