Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

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Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

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Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH

by i am e February 3, 2021

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Dedeng Parisukat

This means "money" it is a slang.

Came from the word, "parisukat" which means rectangle in Old Tagalog. While Dedeng, came from the word "dede" which means "dollar" in Old Tagalog.

I earned a lot of Dedeng Parisukat from my boss, and I was thankful.
The government has lost a lot of Dedeng Parisukat since the pandemic started.
I want to have Dedeng Parisukat like my friend who just received his paycheck.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

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Dedeng Parisukat

This means "money". It is a slang.
It came from the world "dede" which means dollar, and the word "parisukat" which means rectangle/rectangular. Both words came from Old Tagalog.

The government has lost a lot of Dedeng Parisukat since the pandemic started.
I will be receiving my Dedeng Parisukat from my uncle in the next 2 weeks.

by dede.expert February 11, 2021

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