National No Gift Day

There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.

Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”

by SéanTheKoala August 9, 2022

National Boyfriend’s Day

August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉

Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride

by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022

National disrespect women day

Celebrated on August 10th,
Today nobody has to respect a woman or treat them special.

Person A: Dude, that girl is so pretty
Person B: Bro it's National Disrespect Women day
Person A: My bad, she truly looks terrible

by SerbianLoser August 10, 2022

National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

National send nudes day

August 11 is national send nudes day.

“Hey babe do you know what day it is?”
“DUH ITS NATIONAL SEND NUDES DAY”

by RandomWordMaker9000 August 11, 2022

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022

National Fuglet appreciation day

14th august is national Fuglet appreciation day where billions of people across the world celebrate Fuglets life and cherish her accomplishments

It’s national Fuglet appreciation day tomorrow, it is the best day of the year!

by Fuglet Vora August 13, 2022