April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 5, 2024

April 5th

National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day

Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.

by Jfhhdhdhchchxh April 5, 2024

Area 51

It's a place where REDACTED can be found. Its located in REDACTED and to get there you have to REDACTED. Going there will result in being REDACTED.

There is nothing important there, you dont have to go there. There are NO aliens there.

Guy 1: Hey have you been to Area 51?
Real Human: Nope! Because there is NOTHING IMPORTANT GOING ON THERE THEREFORE WE SOULD NEVER GO THERE BECAUSE ITS NOT WORTH OUR TIME, THERE IS NO ALIENS THERE.

by TobiasMate April 13, 2024

NR.53 Infanterie-Regiment "Jelačić"

The most goated croatian regiment of all time

Yo buddy you should join NR.53 Infanterie-Regiment "Jelačić"

by Pseudanymous April 20, 2024

May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 5th

National praise Oscar Webster day

You:hey Oscar Webster you are very handsome and nice

Oscar Webster: thank you very much

You: Oscar Webster you are my favourite

Oscar Webster: yes

May 5th

by The sigma rizz May 3, 2024