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ill get you funny

whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.
(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."
by thebaddestflathoe May 24, 2021
mugGet the ill get you funnymug.

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortablemug.
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Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
mugGet the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"mug.

Get your tits up

Fight for your cause. Gendered for females
by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021
mugGet the Get your tits upmug.

Getting Tornadoed

Snorting speed while getting blown by a mime.
Man I can’t wait to be getting tornadoed at tonight’s holloween party.
by Grandmasthetits October 31, 2019
mugGet the Getting Tornadoedmug.

get tophied

beat your opponent by 0.01 of a difference, even more exciting when done last second.
Player1: Oh my God, he just beat me by -0.01
Average Trackmania Player: GET TOPHIED MATE
by strus_amogus May 8, 2022
mugGet the get tophiedmug.

Get right

1. To right a wrong done on you by someone or something.

2. To steal or otherwise take advantage of someone or something.
1. That laptop wasnt fucking working so I straight smashed that bitch.

Damn bro you got right on that laptop.

2. This fool left his ray bands on the bench; it’s get right season.
by _Anon33 October 19, 2018
mugGet the Get rightmug.

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