When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!
Woke up in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty christina...
by iNF4M0U5 December 9, 2012

A dirty Spencer is when you place plastic wrap on your spouse's chest and then proceed to shit on it. After, you wrap up the poop and keep it locked away to be buried with your corpses when you pass away
Guy: "Did you go to the funeral last weekend?"
Other guy: "Ya I noticed that they must performed a dirty Spencer earlier in their lives"
Other guy: "Ya I noticed that they must performed a dirty Spencer earlier in their lives"
by Spenny Boy February 10, 2018

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.
by cosmovern September 9, 2010

A mixed drink, best enjoyed at house parties. Fill the largest cup possible with at least a splash of every liquor in the house. Add beer to taste. As the night continues, continue to top it off with other people's leftover drinks. It will become more and more disgusting by the end of the night, and you'll get freakishly drunk in the process. Ideally consumed in Jersey, but anywhere will do. You win the prize if you don't vomit.
"I made a Dirty Jersey at Sarah's birthday last night and feel like I got hit with a train full of dogshit. I think there were 5 different kinds of whiskey in it by the end
by MrEngrish November 7, 2014

A man who has not bathed, wears a beanie, and has a dirty beard (see "dirty beard"). Usually has sex with many women but in turn has probably made them dirty women by just touching them. Dirty men are usually seen working in convienience stores, fast food, or just walking aimlessly at all times of the day.
by sn@ch October 11, 2006

A dirty Mandi is where you take a dump in between the mattress and box spring than have rough and wild sex on said bed.
by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

When someone doesn’t shower for weeks on end after having continuous agressive butt sex and forms a fungus around their anus
by Troller7234567 June 7, 2020
