by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023
Get the Cigarette buttmug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Butt Wisermug. by BundoBeefMan January 23, 2021
Get the Butt Hornetmug. “That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
by $wen$on August 21, 2021
Get the makes my butt hardmug. Slang term for vagina.
Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015
Get the short buttmug. A sexual act that can be performed between gay or straight people, preferably only two people with at least one male.
First male should lube up his balls well, and then proceed to stick his balls in the other persons ass. At this point, the first male will begin to masturbate and edge himself to the very edge. At this time, the second person will clench their asscheeks together, trapping the cum inside of the first males sack. Once the first male has edged himself enough and can’t take it anymore, the second person will unclench their asscheeks and the first male will have the amazing, furthest cumshot of their life.
Can also be called The Brazilian Butt Bomb.
First male should lube up his balls well, and then proceed to stick his balls in the other persons ass. At this point, the first male will begin to masturbate and edge himself to the very edge. At this time, the second person will clench their asscheeks together, trapping the cum inside of the first males sack. Once the first male has edged himself enough and can’t take it anymore, the second person will unclench their asscheeks and the first male will have the amazing, furthest cumshot of their life.
Can also be called The Brazilian Butt Bomb.
Person 1: Dude, how was your night last night? I heard Jenny is wild!
Person 2: It was amazing! Jenny let me do a Bolivian Butt Bomb! She let me stick my balls in her asshole and squeezed them until I was gonna cum and then unsqueezed them and my cumshot was at least 200ft! My balls have never felt so good!
Person 2: It was amazing! Jenny let me do a Bolivian Butt Bomb! She let me stick my balls in her asshole and squeezed them until I was gonna cum and then unsqueezed them and my cumshot was at least 200ft! My balls have never felt so good!
by The JewBear January 2, 2020
Get the Bolivian Butt Bombmug. by waitwaitwaitwait March 14, 2019
Get the buttmug.