Butt Jacking

When you can’t jerk off your penis so you stick a plug in your butt and jack off your ass.

I was tired of jerking off so instead i started butt jacking myself into an orgasm.

by bitbunny December 31, 2024

Butt Cream

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease

John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit

by 01739q7e October 29, 2020

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.

Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!

by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012

butt

a butt

Your a butt

by buttmister January 5, 2017

no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018