i dont think so

What smelly people from texas that now live in new hampshire say

Are you from texas?
I don't think so
but you are!
I dont think so

by lool September 21, 2003

Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

I Love Meals

Fat Luke expressed this when he said that the person who got the highest mark of himeslf and two of his friends on the test our class was going to write should buy the other two a meal instead of simply just a soda.

Yea... or he could buy us a meal.

by PLagg February 4, 2005

Oops I did it again

I played with your butt. Got lost in the hole. Oh baby baby.

Oops OOPS! Ayayayayayay. Oops I did it again

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

I can't believe it's not butter

is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.

"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."

Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!

by prosebrosproductions June 19, 2010

mrs i love a walrus

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!

-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!

-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!

by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008

Oh I know hey

Agreeing with someone to make fun of them.

Bob: My phone never sends text messages.
Me: Well your phone sucks
Bob: Whatever, I like my phone
Me: Oh i know hey...

by Bdjahnke March 28, 2009