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Indirectly one up

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.
Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.
by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019
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One Without

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle. Where you get 1 sausage sanga without onions.
Hi, I'd like one without please.
by ABBSSOW August 18, 2024
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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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thorn in one's cap

If one's occupation turns out to be a thorn in one's cap, one would better quit it.
by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010
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spitfire one

A "spitfire one" is a person, which could also be adressed as a hotshot, a hothead or someone who is known for having a short fuze and complains a lot over things they cannot change.
He's a spitfire one, dont mind him, he'll get over it.

Peter is such a spitfire one, I can't stand him being so whiny about everything.
by poggio2 June 25, 2022
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as eaasy as one plus one

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.
by Great Boii September 8, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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