zach attack

the act of taking cock in the mouth and/or ass

"hey your mom and i had an awesome zach attack last night"

by Gibbons June 16, 2008

Zach Louch

N. - The most amazing person I have ever known. An unbelievably great friend, somebody who will always be there for you , no matter what harm may come upon him. A selfless individual, who always puts himself last, even when he knows he shouldn't. He is also a great woman seducer, and known to usually have the urge to have sex for 7 hours. Overall, he's the perfect person that you could ever have in your life. My best friend and I love him with all my heart.

N. - Wow.. I'm so jealous of them.. I wish I had a Zach Louch like they do.

N. - Dude, I totally have a Zach Louch. Pretty sick deal, bro.

N. - So I met Zach Louch today. Definitely changed my life.

by YokutoxSakura September 24, 2011

Zach Rock

A damn hott male ;)

Jojo: dang, that boy is fine

McKay: he's a real zach rock

by Fireflamebeezymilkshake June 14, 2011

zach and ryan

A very cute couple with Zach being pregnet. How did this happen, Jamie

OMG they are Zach and Ryan

by DatOneNOnlyAsian May 5, 2017

Zach Tallman

Most likely to shoot up school
Slightly sadistic

Obsession with war and Culver’s

The Zach Tallman has no chance of mating with a female

by Tallestman January 9, 2018

zach is a tease

it's true.

Lexi: Zach you're a tease (You tense of Zach is a tease)
Zach: Okay

by ZachH8ter May 4, 2018

zach brown

A complete moron who no one actually likes. commonly very greasy, smelly child. often referred to as "Shit Brown" because he is just so gross. no one likes him, he is a failed abortion, his parents and the rest of the world wishes he never existed.

"Ew whats that smell?"
"Must be zach brown"

by Jeff J. Jefferson May 13, 2018