Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick

John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one

by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019

Your mom

The person I banged last night

I banged your mom

by Simon Smith February 17, 2019

Your..momsballs

The funniest and chillest mf in every fandom he’s in he’s elite Gurren Lagann>>>nge sad he isn’t at 5k or have any fan accs tho

Hey bro have you heard of your..momsballs
Yes bro he’s too funny Im gonna tell everyone I know to follow him

by BO4 is Garbo July 8, 2021

Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...

Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Get a life love February 27, 2022