A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019

Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

by pownzor14 May 15, 2018

Alec Johnson

WWE enthusiast, founder of M Courts, back-to-back Willie Mac champ

Alec Johnson, the man, the myth, the legend.

by Fish your Floppy June 15, 2016

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

Scrubby Johnson

Used to describe someone (or something) you would never aspire to be.

Don't NOBODY want a scrubby johnson!!!

by SP babii February 2, 2010

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

Gary Johnson

the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization

Gary Johnson is good, Clinton and Trump are both bigots towards LGBT people and racial minorities.

by Libertypedia June 4, 2023