whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

wary whack

Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".

I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.

by QuacksO February 9, 2019

Whacked

Meaning to get stoned or high

I was whacked as last night

by K💕 January 6, 2018

whack wellies

To have sex a.k.a. Knocking boots

‘Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’

by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020

Whack

1. Verb; To smack or punch someone.

2. Noun; Meaning lame or illegitimate.

3. To assassinate someone.

1. The boy whacked his friend in the face after his friend insulted his mother.

2. That concert we went to yesterday was so whack.

3. The mafia was going to whack him unless he paid his debts to them.

by Striker122 November 29, 2009

Whack fuck

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game

Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.

by anonymous April 17, 2025